Pass
Fail
Distinction
Guns that don’t shoot
Knickers that don’t fit
Dog shit on the pavement
Too many cars on the road
and the people in them
Parents, in general
People who claim to be shy
and then draw attention to themselves
Supermarkets, consumerism
and adverts about weight loss
Fabrics that old people
wear
Lazy teenagers and their
push-up bras
New Look, Peacocks, M
& Co
Mass excursions to
peaceful beauty spots
Preachers
Extremists
Attachments to anything or
anyone just “because” and not for love
Bus fare inflation
Men that grab you in bars
Men with girlfriends that
grab you in bars
Men with wives that grab
you in bars
Cats
Plastic
Facebook
Cosmetic surgery
Racism, sexism, homophobia,
agoraphobia
Photos in drawers, boxes,
on cds, hard-drives, anywhere but in albums
Big brother
My little brother starting
an argument just for the sake of it
Clever people that break your heart
War
Rules
7 out of 10
8 out of 10
10 out of 10
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